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One Last Article From Rafael Gallaher

If you're a regular reader, you know I am huge fan of grindcore and hardcore, and short, direct songs are my joint. I'll make this quick. I'm guessing this is the last time I chime in on the ole website. It's been truly fun and I hope you,…

Don Slater’s Pork Chop Express: All Good Things…

“You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now, take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning’s crashing, the thunder’s rolling and the rain’s coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton…

Readers’ Bands: Programmable Animal Confuse Me

For me, there’s no joy in telling some band they’re terrible. I don’t get off -- as some have suggested -- on bashing “talented people who’re just trying to do their thing.” I was raised to be honest. Transparent. Perhaps that’s why I got…

Readers’ Bands: Reduced To Ash Are Badass

So, for a while there, I stopped writing the Readers’ Bands column because, well, I was fixing to shut the site down. But I’ve since reconsidered, with a patron campaign currently underway to raise funds to the site’s continued operation.…

Four Revamped Metal Classics That Rule

Normally, when I go on YouTube, I look at people doing dumb stuff. Videos of folks doing cringeworthy stuff seems to be my favorite in recent weeks. Like, have you seen this tool rage about how he's better than everyone else because he…

Incinerate Exclusive Song Stream: “From Distant Worlds”

Good morning, people. How the fuck are you this fine Wednesday? I’m doing just fucking dandy. Why’s that? Our pals at Clawhammer PR (dudes who've supported this site since day one) were in touch over the weekend, and said that it’d be cool…

Tenacious D Wins Metal Grammy

Fuck the Grammys in the fucking ear. Not only couldn’t the fuckers behind America’s lamest awards show actually come up with a list of nominees worth voting for in the Best Hard Rock and Metal Performance” category, they went and let…

Borland Says He Doesn’t Hate Being In Limp Bizkit

The other day, after Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland went off on his douchebag fans in his whiny rant about having to play the ShipRocked cruise this weekend, I posited the dude should leave the group. To me, it seems like Wes feels…